*shows up to this joke 15 minutes late with starbucks*
Why don’t you just get in your rocket and fuck off back to Legoland you cunts!
#everything happens so much #just going to casually imagine jim on shoreleave #and he rents a fancy sportscar and ‘drives’ it over to pick up bones #and bones calls it the ugliest thing he’s ever layed eyes on #but the driver’s not bad lookin #and then bones regrets everything the moment he witnesses jim’s driving capabilities (via jimkirkd)
1920s Merthur AU
Mob boss Uther Pendragon runs the city of Camelot and is so determined to shut down sinful jazz bar and speakeasy The Magic Room that he sends his playboy son undercover to destroy it. Little does Arthur realise that he’ll soon fall for the music, the people and especially the club owner, the elusive Merlin Emrys.
pacrim/elementary crossover where joan and sherlock pilot a jaeger called bee assassin
wednesday morning and it’s raining out and jim somehow convinces bones to stay curled up with him because it’s not like you’ve got anything better to do, huh? and he thinks about getting up and doing homework and being a damn adult for like two minutes but the corners of jim’s eyes are all crinkled and he’s tapping patterns into the small of bones’ back, so bones decides that no, right now, there’s really nothing better than this.